Dumbest DnD Presents…
200+ unserious 5e encounters
zero prep required
Every encounter drops straight into your game. No prep marathons or three-page backstories. Just grab and go.
Sorted by level, type, and environment. Grab one five minutes before your session and look like a genius.
No matter where they are in their campaign, there’s a level-appropriate encounter. Organized for easily finding the perfect adventure quickly.
The Slaadfather. Bill Nycan the Science Lycan. Tome on the Range. Your players will groan, and then they’ll beg for more.
Drop them in as side quests, run them standalone, or chain a bunch together into a full campaign. Your call.
First session? There’s an encounter for that. Running your 500th? There’s a weird one you definitely haven’t seen.
Hand-illustrated by Che Crawford. Six encounters brought to life in full color. No AI art. No stock images.

Six of 200+. You can probably already tell if this book is for you.
A gray Slaad tries to keep a low profile while running a pastry shop, but is actually moving Shiftspice in the back-of-house. Will the party make him an offer he can’t refuse?
A stoic flail snail named Mucus Aurelius seeks the party’s help in solving the cause of a strange fever he’s dubbed the Antonine Plague. Can they slide in and assist?
A noir-talking Flumph in a tiny fedora needs help locating a pet falcon for an ice cream parlor called “La Casa Blanca”. He suspects ice mephits in a nearby cave have stolen the pet, but the party is in for a chilly welcome if they investigate further.
A village knitting circle, the “Close-Knit Society,” came up with a plan to knit a giant sweater for a nearby troll, but they need the party to deliver it. Dodge hefty snow balls, and giant moths that want to nibble on the over-sized sweater on the way to the troll.
An elderly halfling is attempting to rocket himself to the moon, but the bottled up air elementals have different ideas. Will Neville Armstrong crash land? And will the party protect him if he does?
A rancher begs the party to track down his herd, a group of intellect devourers that broke out of their pen. They’re in the next town over, Ayduhhh, votest “dumbest town in the Realm” 10 years running. Track them down before they take what little brains the town has left!
“I both love and hate this so very much. Nice work!”
“I’m screaming this is PERFECT”
“It was just sort of smile and sigh humor… until Feminecronomicon, that broke me LMAO”
Every character on the cover was drawn by hand. Real illustrations of real (fake) encounters. No AI. No stock. 100% Che.
Choose your format. Both come loaded with all 200+ encounters, NPC Appendix, and an unreasonable number of puns.