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    Ideas That Didn't Make It

    Ride: Ideas That Didn’t Make It

    JohnBy JohnMay 21, 2023No Comments3 Mins Read
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    Interesting week, but a lot of leftover ideas. Take a look and use whatever you like!

    Legal Rider

    • Adding addendums to a contract that prevents one town from fighting with another
    • The party must carry the documents back and forth on a bicycle
    • The warring towns are angry over how each town creates their swords sharp on one side vs sharp on both

    Ride the lightning

    • Executions in the prison conducted by a powerful lighting wizard
    • He fries them…nothing left but a black burn mark
    • It’s discovered that the wizard is actually a big softy and has just sent them to another realm
    • Everyone THINKS the wizard is amassing an army of resentful conmen
    • IN FACT…he is just building a cast for his musical that he’s writing: “Jailbreak My Heart”
    • Go to retrieve them…they’re all sweetly living in a commune

    Don’t Sue Us – Ride the Wave

    • Hepsi Co…the first soda of its kind
    • Surfing contest
    • Company trying to sell soda
    • Everyone panics and thinks the effervescence is witchcraft
    • They try to burn the sales associate
    • he’s also enchanted with a charm to make people really addicted
    • They swarm him and they need to be NOT killed but grappled/KO’d
    All of these rides are terrifying.

    One or Two Liners

    • Easy Rider, because a James Deen parody is timeless right?
    • Bicycle – I think you should leave sketch-ish. A guy has never seen someone on a bicycle and is blown away at how outlandish it looks. “That’s a good-lookin bicycle”
    • Ride or Die – Minecart ride out a collapsing tunnel
    • The first underground transit system
      • The holes are created already from some large beast
      • What is the propulsion for the system?
    • Riders on the storm
    • Riders of Rohan
      • Need to give a pep talk to new recruits before an epic battle
    • Riding shotgun
      • Gunpowder-accepting realms, shotguns are oversized and have wheels, can be ridden into battle
    • Ride roughshod over
    • Ride off into the sunset
      • Neville Armstrong is at it again
      • He decides that he wants to visit the sun, but he can only make it there when it’s touching the earth aka sunset
      • Lateral rocket toward the sunset…malfunctions, goes straight into the air and lands on the moon
    • Piggyback ride
      • Gigantic pigs
      • Part pig part bear part man
    • Ride along…accompany a city guard to see how rough the streets have gotten
      • Things go very wrong in a good part of town
      • Training day, dirty guard
    • Life is a journey enjoy the ride
      • New church of one that creates merch
      • It literally is just one guy
    • Ride the pine
      • Dnd baseball game
      • Party has to help enchant Ricky Pantle’s bat to make him great
    • Ride the porcelain pony
      • Partake in an eating competition of spicy foods…need to hold it in for 1 hour after the fact
    • Tour de Prance, but a dnd place
      • Centaur race, speed-walking, wearing leg warmers
    • Save a Horse, Ride a Capybara
      • Something else…horses are rare in this area, but there are a lot of capybara

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    Forever DM, site developer, and enjoyer of the ridiculous, John is convinced he is the only person to ever create a Halfling farmer that herds Intellect Devourers.

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